5 Things you might not know about your penis…

1) Use it or Lose it! You need to have erections regularly to keep your penis in shape!

2) Your Penis may be a grower or a show-er-  there is no consistent relationship between the size of the flaccid penis and its full erect length. So basically, you can’t assume that a dude with a big, limp penis gets much bigger with an erection. And the guy whose penis looks tiny might get a surprisingly big erection.

3) Vibrators work on the penis too- that’s right vibrators are not just for us ladies! According to Webmd vibration is so effective on the penis that often men with spinal cord injuries can ejaculate with the aid of a special medical vibrator. That’s crazy to think about!

4) Most men are not circumcised! No, I am not speaking from experience! Approximately 30% of males aged 15 and older are circumcised, according to a 2007 report from the World Health Organization (WHO) and UNAIDS

5) There is more to the penis than actually meets the eye- half the length of the penis is inside your body. As seen in an MRI, an erect penis is shaped like a boomerang. WTF!

I love making lists. So, today you have the pleasure of being entertained by learning about my top 10 guilty pleasures. We are all guilty of indulging, so enjoy.

Please note that that the following is not listed in any particular order. 

1) Prince. Or… shall I say “The Artist Formally Known as…” or whatever he is aiming for these days. There is nothing like dancing with the shades pulled down to Little Red Corvette. Yes, I am serious.

2) Duck Dynasty. Yeah, you know those overweight and over bearded men with no teeth. I love me some rednecks.

3) Sandwiches (preferably turkey) with pringles stuffed in between the bread. There is no “crunch” out there like it. None.

4) Dirty Dancing. I’m talking about the movie get your heads out of the gutter. I have been gushing (yes I said gushing like an old lady would to describe a crush) over Patrick Swayze since age 5. Or something like that. 

5) Orange vodka and soda water. It’s called the Sweetsara blackout before you know it combo. 

6) Skinny cinnamon dolce latte from Starbucks. Heartburn or not I can’t handle my life without this occasional treat. 

7) Comedian Jeffrey Ross aka the “Roastmaster”. This guy makes me laugh so hard that I almost pee a little every single time. He is raunchy, ridiculous, and awesome. 

8) Getting stoned and watching Family Guy. Enough said.

9) Honey Butter Chicken Biscuit from Whataburger. It’s called a FAT sandwich dripping in more fat.

10) Those stupid Toddlers and Tiara’s shows. It’s the most disgusting indulgence of them all. The mothers are so horrific you just can’t help but watch them live vicariously through their overly tanned and scantly clad 5 year old daughters.

~Sara~

Anonymous asked: Do you have an amazon wishlist?

I wish I did I should set one up tonight :)

I’m no angel.